Intro:
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Brian
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Top marks for not trying
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So kind of you to bless us
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with your effortlessness
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We’re grateful and so
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strangely comforted

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And I wonder
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are you putting us under
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Cause we can’t take our eyes off
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the t-shirt and ties combination
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Well see you later in-novator

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Some want to kiss
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some want to kick you
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There’s not a net you
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couldn’t slip through
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Or at least that’s the impression I get
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cause you’re smooth and you’re wet
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And she’s not aware yet but she’s yours
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She’ll be saying use me
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Show me the jacuzzi
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I imagine that it’s there on a plate
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Your rendezvous rate means that you’ll
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never be frightened to make
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them wait for a

Refrão

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while I doubt it’s
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your style
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not to get
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what you set out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
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You are the unforecasted storm

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Brian Calm collected
and commanding
(Top marks for not trying)
You made the other stories standing
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there’s hundreds of blokes that
have wept cause you’ve
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stolen their thunder
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are you putting us under
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Cause we can’t take our eyes off
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the t-shirt and ties combination
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Well see you later in-novator